Get Laid Easily With Dating Apps

Lots of dating apps has made their entry in Indian market. The new generation now looks for love(!!!!) by swiping and clicking.However not all apps are worthy of your time and one may easily get lost in the appy world with no outcome. So here is a Get laid with dating apps guide from me that will certainly help you getting best out of the apps.(This guide is meant for men)

Which App to Use: I have tried almost all and in my opinion TruelyMmadly is the best app out their with high quality mathces. OkCupid may come as second however the number of matches was very less.I had very disappointing experience with badoo and tinder. They claim to show matches according to location but the funny thing is that, though I am based in kolkata, they show up matches from whole India; pretty useless.The only dating app that got me laid several times is TruelyMadly(I have no link with TM, other than being a user)

What Do You Need To Be Successful:  Great Looks, Good Job/Money, a vacant room to have sex, certainly helps.  Dont have these? your chances are less. Read on though

Preparing the profile: If you are using these apps, then probably you know that these apps works by liking and disliking a photo. Probably you will have only a window of few seconds to make a girl like you or dislike you. So your profile photo is extremely important. I will not go into length about how you should get a great profile photo.Please google about it.There are tons of article about profile photo.Remember this is the first and single most important thing towards your path of success(getting laid)

Playing with hashtags: TruelyMadly claims to match people by compatibility. I dont know what algorithm they use to come up with compatibility but I believe the hastags you choose to describe yourself plays a great role.Let me explain

You can choose a maximum of five hashtags.What you should do is change these hashtags whenever you see that number of matches offered by TM is decreasing.This is very important tip.Using this tip you can always get a good number of match suggestion.

What Girls To Like: Do not get intimated by a gorgeous girl. Trust me no girl is beyond your reach.I cant really tell you what girls you should like.If you are very desperate,you may like every girl that are shown to you as matches.If you are looking to getting laid only, then look for girls with short cloths, tattoos, body piercing etc.They tend to be of loose moral character.However this is a very broad generalization.A girl in very short pant may turn out to be very conservative about sex whereas someone in Burkha may be a real sex maniac.

The Chatting Game: You have put up a great profile picture. You have liked plenty of girls. Some of them liked you back too.Oh yeah. Now the most difficult part comes.

Once a girl likes you back,take initiative and send a message.Do not start with Hi,Hello. Chances are they will ignore it. Because a girl receives a lots of Hi and Hellos everyday.What you should do is visit their profile and look for something unique in photo, or the info they have provided and like that.For example if a girl has written that she is foodie but she is slim actually , then you may ask her that how can you be so slim and a  foodie at the same time?I saw one girl who has given all her photos in Saree, So I asked her whether Saree is the only cloth she wears.The reply was, no she wear peticoat,bra and blouse too. The point is you need to open your eyes and come out with something unique.

When you write a message, try to include her name in it. It makes the message more personal and helps in creating a bond. For example: What does Riya do in her free time?, So Rita is a naughty girl or a good girl.

Now the most important tip. Do not become her texting buddy. You should propose a meeting/date in the very first chatting session itself. However counter intuitive this may seem, it has worked for me. See, if they had to chat with guys they could do that in facebook with freinds. They have opened account in dating app, means they are also looking for a date. It is as simple as that. I use a very simple trick. After just three or four lines of conversation; I ask: So, Riya do you like icecream?

If she says yes then I immediately say, have it with me tomorrow. Chances are she will say yes.Why?Because when you are chatting with her, you have already covered the first step. The app is allowing to chat only after she likes you back.So before even starting the chat, she has a little liking for you.If she says no, then act like its no big deal. Do not beg. Do not ask for reasons.knock her one day later.Chat up a little. and again propose a meeting/date. Keep doing this until the girl agrees or blocks you. But remember, at no time, you should be begging her.

Do not use sentences like: would you like to go out with me? would you like to have lunch with me? are you free on Monday? because this question can simply be answered with a NO.

Rather use sentences like these: Have a cup of coffee with me on Monday. Let us meet. Let us have lunch together. Lets catch up for a movie.

The Date: Congratulations dude. you are just moments away form getting laid.If the only goal of you is to have sex with her,then take her home. Now it is a tricky part.Most girls will not want to come to your home in the first date.So take baby steps.What I did in the past:

1. Did not bother to tell where I am taking her.Girls wants to follow.I kept chatting her up with other things and took her straight to my flat.

2.Went to someplace else, like a mall and then pretended that I am not feeling well and I needed to go home.I took her with me.

3.Went to someplace else and told her I have a package from bank to be delivered today which needs my signature.Came home with her.Once you take her home, its fairly easy to seduce her for sex.I cant really explain all that here.

I have given you a blueprint of how to take a girl home.If you follow this, you should get laid easily with these dating apps.This is how I work and it has worked for me many times.Remember to be patient.I had sex with four girls from trulymadly in five months.But for that I got rejected by probably fifty or more girls. Five girls came home with me and I could not seduce them.The bottom line is there is plenty of fishes in the pond.You just need patience. If you have any question, feel free to ask. 

The End

And it ended. Was it too soon! Did I take the decision in haste! I don't know.I sure fucking don't know.There is no way I can go back in past and do or not do that again.
I am divorced.
She was having extra marital affair. She wanted to marry him. I agreed for divorce. Then the guy backed off. She wanted to continue with me.
But why should I just take her back. She betrayed my trust.She  hurt my feelings.
I would have got peace if I knew that she loved me and it was only a mistake, if she would come out of that relationship by herself. But the relationship was ended not by her but by the other guy.
So I needed proof that she really wanted to stay with me. She had to earn me. So I gave her certain conditions and specific time frame.The conditions were:
1. She had to leave her job.( She made hell of a scandal there with that guy. I would not want to let her work in place where her colleagues would pity me.)
2. She had to apologize to my parents.
3. She would never blame me for her job.She had to leave her job because she created the conditions for it.
She did not agree for anything. Forget asking for forgiveness from me, she fought with me saying that my actions/inaction led her to seek another man's love. Oh really! Give me a break. There can be no reason for cheating.period.
So in a nutshell the situation was:
1. She did a extra marital affair.
2. It was ended not by her but her bf.
3. She did not apologize to me.
4. She blamed me for her actions.
So what could I do other than seeking divorce! Till the last date I made it very clear that I loved her and she has a choice to keep the relationship.In the last few days I even told her that she need not leave her job and just an apology to my parents would do.She did not agree. She did not want divorce but she would not do anything to stop it either.
And I am divorced. 

Start of End

They say when one door shuts, God opens a thousand doors for you.

When you face a setback they say, God has got better plans for you.

What door, what plan do they talk about?

I don't need thousand doors opened up for me. I don't need better plans awaiting me.

And really there is no fucking God waiting and watching us really.

My girlfriend of five years and wife of one and half years wants to leave me. She says I was not the man she wanted to spend her life with. Now, she has got the man of her dream.

What about me! My family!

Am I a piece of toy she played with when she awaited for the real one! I have become a fucked up man. I cant eat, cant sleep, cant do any fucking thing.

Go women live your dream life while I sulk and cry here.

But wait, there is always a silver lining in the crowd.

It is a blessing in disguise that you have got someone else, whose life you can make hell.I am so relieved. Mr. wife thief best of luck to you. I always knew you were not the right women for me but my overprotective nature made me marry you.I got so tired of you complaining about things over which I have no control whatsoever. 

I am not a perfect man.I can't give a perfect life to any women. No man can. Nobody can make anybody happy or unhappy. Because it is so within you.Alas you never looked that way.You searched happiness outside that's why you failed to find peace. I have always been with peace with myself and I will be again. These are rough times and these too shall pass. But you women on the other hand will continue to live in misery and pain.

I sincerely hope you will realize one day the meaning of happiness, right and liberty. 

I wish you, only good luck in your life.I loved you for what you are and still love you. I will remember you as a warm, nice women who was bankrupt spiritually.

And I probably need some amount of luck in finding a woman now, given that I will be a divorced guy. I don't really need a woman of my dream. There is nothing like that.All I want is a beautiful woman who believes life is perfect with all the imperfections and flaws it comes with.